Arrived at Bobby's: Sat, Feb 11, 2017, @7:30 AM.
#SecureThePorch: Accomplished
Technically, Coach Rick & Coach Tom arrived before me but only about by 1 minute. They have me wondering if they don't approve of the job I am doing as the Head Security of the BK Advance Team.
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I was so happy, and surprised, this week when my lovely daughter Carly asked if she could drop in on the Breakfast Club. Of course, all children of the BK members are welcome and do show up from time to time but this would be her first time.
Carly is currently enrolled in The New School in Manhattan and is working for Dodger Theatricals, a producing partnership that has an extensive list of Broadway shows including Jersey Boys, Matilda, and A Bronx Tale. She already has produced a few shows off off Broadway and is rapidly climbing the latter. Carly had a particular interest in discussing the role sports has played in all the BK members as a coach as well as a participant. In addition, a number of questions were directed towards the 'C' level BK members regarding leadership styles, motivation, effectiveness, team dynamics, and inspiration.
A couple of notes:
Yes - I know Mike Pence is not a thespian but he is doing a heck of a job performing for President Trump.
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Happy Birthday Mike B!
We had a bit of a kerfuffle(impressed?) between Mike B. and me over water discharge from a home owner's sump pump. My claim is a homeowner is in violation when a pipe is punched into the street to handle discharged water from a sump pump. Mike's claim is that it is perfectly legal... "What else are you suppose to do with the water?" That sounds very reasonable and logical but to suggest townships are always reasonable and logical is a bit of a stretch. I know it's commonplace but that doesn't mean it's legal. For starters, a homeowner typically breaks through the curb to allow discharged water to flow to the sewer. Wouldn't breaking the curb compromise the integrity of the street and or the sidewalk? It is a bit daunting taking on the 'master plumber' in the group but I stand by my claim until proven otherwise. A Heady Topper shall go to the winner. Please weigh in.
Congratulations to Tom Rooney for winning the BK fantasy Football league. Last year's champion, Mike Hagerty, graciously handed over the trophy. Enjoy your victory, it's not often that the Hagerty boys lose a sports bet.
Someone had an interesting take on the Super Bowl. "If I was the owner of the Atlanta Falcons, the head coach would have been fired before he left the stadium on Super Bowl Sunday." Hey - we roll hard at the BK Club. As a side note, the Falcons just hired disgraced ex-Rutgers Head football coach Kyle Flood. Clearly, that would never happen if the BK club owned the Atlanta Falcons.
Al - let's set a date for A Bronx Tale. This play has your name written all over it.
One issue that is bubbling with the BK club is whether or not a BK member is entitled to a retirement dinner if said person has already received a retirement dinner but is retiring for the second time. It's not fair to mention anybody's name because that would be personalizing the issue. But, as they say in Brooklyn, "it's not personal, it's just business." Of course, we could always look this up in the bylaws but no one knows exactly where the bylaws are. We know they are somewhere in South Florida but that's about as specific an answer as we ever get.
Congratulations to the Team Connelly for coming up winners in the Super Bowl pool(s). Team Connelly consisted of Jerry C, Tom R, Steve B, Mark C, and Perry B.
Congratulations to Rick Black on his Super Bowl victory.
I'm not going to even ask you how much money was spent to come up with a winning box. I wouldn't want to take away from the victory parade. Am I bitter? Damn right I am!!!
Technically, Coach Rick & Coach Tom arrived before me but only about by 1 minute. They have me wondering if they don't approve of the job I am doing as the Head Security of the BK Advance Team.
Arrived at Bobby's: Sat, Feb 18, 2017, @7:30 AM.
#SecureThePorch: Accomplished
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I was so happy, and surprised, this week when my lovely daughter Carly asked if she could drop in on the Breakfast Club. Of course, all children of the BK members are welcome and do show up from time to time but this would be her first time.
Carly is currently enrolled in The New School in Manhattan and is working for Dodger Theatricals, a producing partnership that has an extensive list of Broadway shows including Jersey Boys, Matilda, and A Bronx Tale. She already has produced a few shows off off Broadway and is rapidly climbing the latter. Carly had a particular interest in discussing the role sports has played in all the BK members as a coach as well as a participant. In addition, a number of questions were directed towards the 'C' level BK members regarding leadership styles, motivation, effectiveness, team dynamics, and inspiration.
Why would I not be surprised if 5 years from now there was a play about the BK club and it's members? With that in mind, I along with Cindy, my assistant casting director, took the liberty of sketching out some possible cast members for "The BK Club Comes to Broadway". Let me know what you think and please share any thoughts you may have. I do need suggestions for who will play BK wives.
BK Member | Actor | BK Member | Actor |
Ed B
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Vince Vaughn
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Jim W
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John Goodman
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Tom R
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VP Mike Pence
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Steve B
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George Hamilton
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Rick B
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Ed Harris
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Mike H
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Pierce Bronson
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Mike B
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Phil Dunphy
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Al D
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Robert Deniro
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Perry B
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Justin Bateman
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Bobby
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Seth Rogen
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Auxiliary Members
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Jerry C
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Keiffer Sutherland
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Mark C
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Charlie Sheen
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Rich S
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Rainn Wilson
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A couple of notes:
Yes - I know Mike Pence is not a thespian but he is doing a heck of a job performing for President Trump.
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Happy Birthday Mike B!
We had a bit of a kerfuffle(impressed?) between Mike B. and me over water discharge from a home owner's sump pump. My claim is a homeowner is in violation when a pipe is punched into the street to handle discharged water from a sump pump. Mike's claim is that it is perfectly legal... "What else are you suppose to do with the water?" That sounds very reasonable and logical but to suggest townships are always reasonable and logical is a bit of a stretch. I know it's commonplace but that doesn't mean it's legal. For starters, a homeowner typically breaks through the curb to allow discharged water to flow to the sewer. Wouldn't breaking the curb compromise the integrity of the street and or the sidewalk? It is a bit daunting taking on the 'master plumber' in the group but I stand by my claim until proven otherwise. A Heady Topper shall go to the winner. Please weigh in.
Congratulations to Tom Rooney for winning the BK fantasy Football league. Last year's champion, Mike Hagerty, graciously handed over the trophy. Enjoy your victory, it's not often that the Hagerty boys lose a sports bet.
Someone had an interesting take on the Super Bowl. "If I was the owner of the Atlanta Falcons, the head coach would have been fired before he left the stadium on Super Bowl Sunday." Hey - we roll hard at the BK Club. As a side note, the Falcons just hired disgraced ex-Rutgers Head football coach Kyle Flood. Clearly, that would never happen if the BK club owned the Atlanta Falcons.
Al - let's set a date for A Bronx Tale. This play has your name written all over it.
One issue that is bubbling with the BK club is whether or not a BK member is entitled to a retirement dinner if said person has already received a retirement dinner but is retiring for the second time. It's not fair to mention anybody's name because that would be personalizing the issue. But, as they say in Brooklyn, "it's not personal, it's just business." Of course, we could always look this up in the bylaws but no one knows exactly where the bylaws are. We know they are somewhere in South Florida but that's about as specific an answer as we ever get.
Congratulations to the Team Connelly for coming up winners in the Super Bowl pool(s). Team Connelly consisted of Jerry C, Tom R, Steve B, Mark C, and Perry B.
Congratulations to Rick Black on his Super Bowl victory.
I'm not going to even ask you how much money was spent to come up with a winning box. I wouldn't want to take away from the victory parade. Am I bitter? Damn right I am!!!
BK movie parts no offense ed but thinking more Danny Devito for you than 6 foot 5 Vince Vaughn but it don't hurt to dream Also for Perry I think he looks like Migel on This is US Tom I see as Art Carney or Carroll O'Conner
ReplyDeleteIn this movie, we are only casting live actors. Cindy would rather be with Vince Vaughn than Danny Devito so Vince it is.
ReplyDeleteVince was actually Cindy's choice for me.
ReplyDeleteIf that's how it works then I need to be Derick Jeter or Chris Christie
DeleteVince Vaughn is hilarious and so are you, Ed! I have a book of quotes to prove it. I have recorded numerous funny lines and it is very difficult to choose a favorite. For this reply, I have chosen what I would call a crowd pleaser. This quote is not your best work, but two lines that will convey the caliber of your humor and personality. A reading from the Book of Ed, "I drank Coors Light tonight. I told the guys I was wearing my training bra." 8-5-15
ReplyDeleteThanks Kelly. I am casting Angelina Jolie Lee as you.
ReplyDeleteThanks to Michelle Hagerty for the Seth Rogen suggestion. Spot on!!! We may need to find a spot for you on our casting team.
ReplyDeleteA classic posting Ed! I'm going to get proof about sump pump discharging. After all, what exactly do you think all these subdivisions had to install a maze of STORM drains? As for Phil Dunphy playing me...I don't get it??
ReplyDeleteI loved the casting. Can't wait for Carly to produce! Happy Birthday Mike B!
ReplyDeleteWhen is the Book Review coming?
ReplyDeleteBook review delayed another week for movie article
DeleteMike - Let me know if you have a replacement actor in mind. We can vote on it Saturday.
ReplyDeleteI want to hear who will play the BK wives...but I'm not making any suggestions.
ReplyDeleteEddie......"failure is not an option"!!!!!! Count me in on the Bronx Tale. Also looking forward to the contribution of the 3 Movie Reviews in next weeks BK blog.
ReplyDeleteReviews have been sent in not so much in depth reviews but just an observance of something they all have in common
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